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cell phone: displays Unknown Caller at 3.36 in the morning.

I pick up since I'm awake and all.

Me: this better not be a wrong number
Bro: it is generally believed that when one loves one's sibling and stuff, one will call every once in a while to let said beloved sibling know that they are loved and missed and oh, yeah, one is okay too.
(Please notice how our communication skills trump everything and everyone)
Me: it is also generally believed that when one is planning on inflicting sudden flights of passive-aggressiveness upon one's beloved sibling, one will, at least, take a look at the watch and remember time zones.
Bro: oh, shit.
Me: my thoughts exactly.
Bro: sorry, Eves. Call you later, yeah?
Me: OK.

Later being five-fifteen because he 'got bored waiting and, besides, everyone and their dogs know [I'm] already up at such ungodly hours' which is true but the principle remains that such ungodly hours were not made for socializing activities of any kind whatsoever. Anyway, the conversation turned to important stuff like how I'm a hobbit because I have second breakfasts and he's a delicate elf who needs his beauty sleep. Also how today's second breakfast involved carrots and tomatoes whereas his one and only was mostly burnt bacon.

Bro: like two drops of water, you and I.

Heh, I love my brother.

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Aw lol my conversation with my brother generally dissolve into name calling

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And okay we still live in the same house, so if he knocked on my door at 3:30 (okay I'd be up probably and watching something on my macbook but still) - I'd throw something, my inner-Arthur would appear and the nearest object would hopefully make contact with his sense of time appropriateness XD

Later being five-fifteen because he 'got bored waiting

That's kind of adorable. He couldn't wait to talk to you. Lol he probably sat looking at the phone for 2 hours.

I'm a hobbit because I have second breakfasts

Hobbits have second breakfasts? I thought that was only ...um Kevin, on The Office? I think he also has 3rd dinners or some such IDK...I think I'm rambling.

Re: Aw lol my conversation with my brother generally dissolve into name calling

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Hahahah, used to be like that with us too, but then we parted ways and suddenly discovered the wonders of niceties and actually missing someone. Now we're mostly civilized to each other. Mom brims with joy at this, I can tell you.

Dude. I would be mighty interested in finding out what on earth could possibly make him be up (and seeking my company/advice/whatever) at such hours. Maybe I'd throw things, but mostly pillows and just as a token gesture to keep him on his toes and avoid re-incidence.

Right? I totally pointed that out to him, he told me to shut up. So I guess he did wait it out rather impatiently. HE NEEDED TO TALK TO ME SO HIS DAY COULD ACTUALLY MOVE FORWARD because he tends to get stuck on things like that.

Yup, And if they're Pippin, sometimes three breakfasts, no more on account of lunch looming in the very near future, you see. They're very sturdy folk, hobbits.