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[green_apple]

so, who's the brave soul that's gonna explain this whole Rapture business to me?

Whomever it is, though, remember there is no better time than the present time, since apparently there'll be no more present time, or something.

Whatever, if you need me, I shall be spending my possibly remaining time getting plastered and getting Arthur and Gwen laid for the last time(s).

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[misscam.livejournal.com]

Some American pastor has proclaimed March 21 to be the end of the world, based on stuff he made up in his head mathematical clues from the Bible or some such. A group of atheists found this funny and declared a post-Rapture party and suddenly lots of people were mockingtalking about this proclaimed end of the world.

I approve of your choice of activity for the end times!

[penandnotebook]

Oh, so basically he just couldn't wait until next year like everybody else because he's such a special imaginative snowflake. Got it.

Incidentally, it would be awesome if, after we all die in a roaring inferno of holy retribution or something else equally painful and punitive, I get to go someplace where my job leaves me time to keep up with the world and stuff. Because honestly, all the fun I could have been having with this, WASTED OPPORTUNITIES ARE THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND, says I, High Priestess of This and That.

I figure, if this is my last night on this world, might as well make something out of it. Besides, the phone lines are probably collapsing with all the goodbyes and i love yous and stuff that must be getting said by all the sinners worldwide whose time has come so you know, why bother with that kind of futile attempts when there's pr0n to be had?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_autumncolours/]

So, I have only just heard about this rapture business myself, but apparently some friends-of-friends are planning to leave piles of clothes in the street/outside their front door/in cars just to freak everyone out. If they do, I hope they secretly video people's responses, bc it could potentially be HILARIOUS.

Also, wish someone had told me earlier so I hadn't spent all of my last evening on earth doing lesson planning. Isn't the whole point of the internet to keep you updated on such vital info? ;D

[penandnotebook]

I approve of your friends' ideas. If people are into believing all that's told them, then they do so at their own risk (and our amusement).

Hahaha, I only found out because Tumblr told me. Otherwise I'd have just gone on to read in bed and not concern myself with the wine that will go to waste if there's no me left to drink it at a later time. Same with the cheese. Maybe I should consider a real dinner, do you think? It being the last meal and all... ::is lazy::

[http://users.livejournal.com/_autumncolours/]

Girl, go crazy! Cook a roast! Or whatever your favourite is! You clearly need to dine in style if it's going to be the last time you ever cook :D but then cheese does tend to count as a meal all by itself ... or so I've heard.

tbh I am using this as a perfect excuse to finish off some very nice biscuits. It'd be so inconsiderate of me to waste them, you know?

[penandnotebook]

I... made oatmeal. Because it's easy and it's yummy with apples and cinnamon SO I'M TOTALLY CALLING THIS HEDONISM. Sort of.

Hmmm. Cheese.

I know, poor biscuits, all their lives, from the very moment their ingredients were first put together, they've been waiting for that moment when they get eaten. Their entire existence is justified by that bundle of seconds given to biting-chewing-enjoying. You did the right thing, I'm proud of you.

Also, no souls seem to have been taken up into higher planes yet in my side of the world. How about yours?